OK, so the decision is made. I’m going to have the snip.
Having said that, it’s easier said than done. I’ve asked for an appointment with the GP but it’s 2 weeks away. I’ll put money on that being an appointment to talk about an appointment, but I’ll get my personal topiary under control just in case.
A friend of mine, Jamie, once used Veet to perform a self-sack and crack and left it on too long, ending up with chemical burns to his balls and his arse gave him a round of applause every time he farted. So I think a quick strim with the clippers will suffice.